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If I had a boyfriend, I'd so give this to him And then call myself Medusa and threaten to petrify him - though I doubt it'd be very threatening! :D
Beautifully Freudian.
Since I'm here I feel like I should update but I just have nothing happy fun to say so it'll have to wait until May. Or June.
( oh well )
Skip the lj-cut stuff, seriously. No fun in there :D
But seriously, those boxers! Who wants to be my boyfriend so I can make bad kraken jokes about them? Sam Worthington lookalikes more than welcome to apply! Must like fat girls and rabbits and not mind how insanely messed up I am and slobby and ... emotional unstable.
Benefits include Kraken boxers, cake and awesome sense of humor!
Beautifully Freudian.
Since I'm here I feel like I should update but I just have nothing happy fun to say so it'll have to wait until May. Or June.
( oh well )
Skip the lj-cut stuff, seriously. No fun in there :D
But seriously, those boxers! Who wants to be my boyfriend so I can make bad kraken jokes about them? Sam Worthington lookalikes more than welcome to apply! Must like fat girls and rabbits and not mind how insanely messed up I am and slobby and ... emotional unstable.
Benefits include Kraken boxers, cake and awesome sense of humor!
